Membership

You think you got what it takes?

"I never realized there were so many people interested in this! It's great meeting people just like me!"


~ Vanessa Hart

Who Can Join?


If you are NOT afraid of:


  • Going outside
  • Sunshine
  • Sweat
  • Getting a little dirty
  • The opposite sex
  • Learning new skills
  • Meeting new people
  • Making new friends

And, if you can:


  • Walk, talk & chew gum at the same time
  • Stand still without falling down
  • Walk 10 feet without tripping

Then YOU can learn stunt combat!

Stop wasting time!


What's the matter?
You some kind of wimp?


Wussy, otaku, dork, loser, crybaby, nerd, couch potato, geek, fatty, dweeb, idiot, emo, gamer, lame, retard, virgin, n00b, goth, weirdo, moron, jock, stupid, uncool, loner, tool, poser, jerk, freak.


Yeah, I'm talk to you.

Want to shut me up?

Sign up now!

Then sign up! Or are you a coward?

Medical Conditions


If you have any medical conditions that prohibit you from performing strenuous physical exercise, then you should NOT attend practices. If you are not sure, please speak to your doctor. If you exhibit any signs of a medical condition during an Urban Ronin practice, we reserve the right to prohibit you from practicing until you provide us with a signed letter from your doctor permitting you to engage in our practices.


Membership Dues

Yeah, but how much does it cost?


Membership is $5.00 per month, or you can prepay the entire year for just $50.00.


For that fee you get:


  • All stunt combat training
  • Cosplay workshops
  • Costume classes
  • Acting training
  • Access to all our online resources
  • Admission passes to our performances
  • And a free copy of our terribly written email newsletter!

Please make all checks payable to Historic Entertainment, Inc.


Historic Entertainment is our parent company. It is a Florida not-for-profit corporation formed in 2004. Please click for additional information about Historic Entertainment.


Membership Forms


We will also require that you complete our Member Contact Form, Emergency Contact Information and our Waiver. All forms are available at our practices.


Rules


We don't believe in excessive rules, so we've kept them to a minimum:


  1. No drugs or alcohol before or during practices or performances.
  2. If you're caught doing or selling drugs, you're out.
  3. Don't touch anything that doesn't belong to you.
  4. If you hit anyone on purpose, you're out.
  5. If you're caught harassing or harming other members, you're out.
  6. Respect your trainers. If you have a problem with a trainer, talk to the Captain.
  7. Stay hydrated or we will make fun of you.
  8. Have fun.

Practices


Urban Ronin practices are at 2pm every Sunday at Tropical Park.


  • Easy access to Palmetto Expressway.

  • Free parking.

  • We provide water but you are welcome to bring a beverage.

Come Join us for Sunday Practice!


Come for the swords, stay for the friends!

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